Pictured above is Happy Herman the Hampster. Images of "Lizbo" must be removed and a formal apology must be issued by midnight Jan 30 if the Hamster New World Order would like the member returned safely.
We don't negoitate with terrorists. I'm on the phone to G. Bush, and given the high level of oil reserves in Canada, he has agreed to invade and destroy a regime that harbours terrorists. He has also agreed to arm us to the teeth so that we can remove the democratically elected government and install a US friendly dictatorship.
Careful, Liz – Arnold Schwarzenegger bought his daughter a hamster at the weekend.
Rumour has it that the hamster intends to form a satellite militia group in California, with a view to building an army that will patter up to Vancouver and attack Edmonton with a classic flanking movement.
Watch out for high profile hamster purchases on the East Coast, too.
6 Comments:
At 9:10 PM,
Private Five Members said…
We don't negoitate with terrorists. I'm on the phone to G. Bush, and given the high level of oil reserves in Canada, he has agreed to invade and destroy a regime that harbours terrorists. He has also agreed to arm us to the teeth so that we can remove the democratically elected government and install a US friendly dictatorship.
At 9:13 PM,
Private Five Members said…
P.S. We are not admitting that you have capture our leader. Nothing is to be read into dj dan's solemn look.
P.P.S Herman loves Cheerios
At 4:21 AM,
mart said…
Careful, Liz – Arnold Schwarzenegger bought his daughter a hamster at the weekend.
Rumour has it that the hamster intends to form a satellite militia group in California, with a view to building an army that will patter up to Vancouver and attack Edmonton with a classic flanking movement.
Watch out for high profile hamster purchases on the East Coast, too.
At 10:15 AM,
Lieutenent Herman said…
Anyone get any ideas about the smell?
At 11:18 PM,
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At 11:59 PM,
Dan White said…
Haha...Lizzy got spammed!
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