BREAKING NEWS -- Christmas Cancelled
Further to the previous post, something terrible has happened.
Santa and Frosty were last seen at 8:30 p.m. waving at passing traffic in the small town of Stony Plain in Alberta, Canada. The residents of the property stated that they saw nothing. We must act quickly to bring Santa and Frosty's killer to justice.
What will Christmas be without Santa, justice must be done. Please we beg for any assistance from the public as the R.C.M.P have no leads. We know that someone out there has important information. Saw something, heard something, noticed something...
posted by Liz @ 8:02 PM
7 Comments:
At 10:09 AM,
DJ Dan Moore said…
I always imagined he would be bigger than that. He can't be more than 2 1/2 foot tall. About the same size as the kids that sit on his lap. Are you sure he hasn't faked his own death and there isn't a couple of naughty children missing. Lets bring little (very as it turns out) st Nick to justice.
At 1:18 AM,
mart said…
I concur. I always thought that Santa had a glimmer of evil in his eye, even more so when I saw him pick up a 2 by 4 and beat the crap out of Rudolph for farting. The reason that poor reindeer's nose is read is because every morning Santa used to rub it with sand paper.
I think we have a suspect for the killing, and if you ask me, it was justified.
At 2:13 PM,
Liz said…
Santa and Frosty are 4 feet tall.
At 9:16 AM,
Sue & Dan White said…
Chuck did it - he's the vicious Christmas killer... I must be watching a bit too much CSI - my investigative skills are way too sharp...
At 4:25 PM,
Liz said…
Yah! Sue White has solved the crime. The hammer in Chuck's hand gave it away!!!
Congratulations, you win the grand prize.
At 7:19 PM,
Sue & Dan White said…
Ooo ooo - what's that - more babysitting?
At 4:58 PM,
Liz said…
Smart girl you are Sue!
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